GMa 7 Jologs' Guide: A tour in the world of Trying Harder

Welcome to the world of "Jologs". Co' mon get in and ride to this new show hosted by Jologs Boombista, Ethel Booba, Jologs Patawa, Pekto and Jologs Porma, Rainer Castillo. They will guide us to the world of Jologs: The World of Trying Harder.
World of Trying Harder? Are you trying to say that jologs are trying hard? Nope, not really,what i mean is that, in Jologs World you're bound to try things a little harder than the normal way. Not because your a social climber but because it is their way, your way and my way to survive.
Eating in turo-turo is a jolog thing, but that's fine to me. They are eating in turo-turo not to build their character or to be makamasa, but because that's what their barya on bulsa can only aford! Got the point!? They are wearing ukay-ukay not to fool themselves that their wearing imported items, but because that's what their money can buy.
Actually Jologs is direct reciprocal of Coño, economically speaking that is. But actually they have the same traits. Watch this.
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Jologs-tao na umaastang mas mataas pa kasya sa kasalukuyan niyang estado at kalimitan ay walang paki-alam sa sasabihin ng tao lalo na sa pagdadala nya ng buhay
Coño-they are from the middle class-rich class part of society. They are always seen edging each other in the way they talk, walk, wear their clothes and gestures.
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Jologs- nagpipilit na haluaan ng salitang ingles ang usapang tagalog, kahit na ang kausap ay pawang mga kapwa Pilipino din
Coño-they are trying to out-wit each other or prove to the other that they are the better ones by using taglish (tagalog-english). This will make the effect that their family is from America, or they've lived at US or they are from a rich and wealthy family.
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Jologs- kumain ng Fishballs at Kikiam sa kanto kasi yun lang ang kinaya ng bulsa sa merienda.
Coño- they love to dine and wine in those classy resto and bars because they don't really know where and how to spend their money (actually those money are from MAMA and PAPA)
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Jologs-mahal na mahal nila ang BMX nila at kahit na naka-americana para mag-apply sa makati, harurot ito sa pagpadyak para makipag-unahan sa EDSA.
Coño-they love to ride in those fast and fancy cars and like to dig with those chocolate bars (lyrics ba ito ng Parokya?)
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Jologs-laging nakaporma o get-up, iihi lang sa pader dun sa kanto, naka-gel pa ang buhok at suot pa ang bago niyang all-star converse shoes na nabili nya sa muslim with matching baggy pants and orange shirts
Coño-they love to go in those spa and have a foot spa for their ingrown toes, to dye their hair in white or burgundy and trimmed their hair by Ricky Reyes. They love to shop for their clothes, they will buy a dozen in one store and buy a dozen again in one. Then at home, they will try to wear all of those shirt and be comportable to their pajama in bed.
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But I know a man, who is a JOLOGS and COÑo in one! He is the Chairman of NAMFREL, yes the one who (buy) count your votes at elections in partnership with Garcillano, He is no other than Mr. Joe Con, Joe-LOGS Co-ÑO!